Diary of a Germanyball : Book One

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Do not insult Russia's vodka and say that you would rather drink French vodka. It will not end well at all as Poland learned ◊.

Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball - Ist of Communist Beer freund! Ich of sorry about the invasion in 1968. Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: This comic displays the worst of history's atrocities: The Holodomor (a bunch of starving Ukrainians), The Holocaust (Nazis herding a score of Jews and Eastern Europeans into the gas chambers), the Nanjing Massacre (Imperial Japanese cutting up Republic of China balls), the Armenian Genocide (Turks shooting various Armenians and dumping them in a pile) and the invention of Hawaiian pizza (Canada happily cutting up a pineapple and sprinkling some on a pizza). Catchphrase: There are a few. Often countries will be depicted simply saying words which are not an actual language - they are onomatopoeic sounds to display them minding their own business or flooding another country with their people. For instance, South Africa going "zulu zulu" or New Zealand going "emu emu". A more comprehensive list is available here .

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East Germanyball dissolved in 1990, which turned it into the new states of today's Germanyball (also killing East Germany in the process (except it faked its death and moved into Cuba’s basement and still lives on in the Caribbean), although Molossiaball has declared war on it. However there is still many people who preffered to live in East Germany. Flag Colors [ edit ] Main Colors and Emblem Colors [ edit ] Color Name

Romaniaball - This is my little oriental sibling. Romaninieballe loves me, and I love it a little. Its capital is called the «Little Eastern Paris». Yet we both hate Romas for stealing yours and our common ancestor's name, so I guess we can be friends.Running Gag : Makes up many of the webcomics' punchlines. The main and most-well known one would be "Poland cannot into space". United Kingdom (sometimes) - My ex-spouse. We used to be enemies, but now we have reconciled (for the better, of course). By 1932, Germanyball was tired of living in poverty and squalor, and due to poor health conditions he started to develop cancer, such as Nazism and Fascism. He followed Italyball's 1922 example and a cancer cell called Adolf Hitler turned him in fascist in March 1933. The part of his mind that had attempted to take over him in 1923 now succeeded, and by December 1933 Weimar Republicball had become Nazi Germanyball. He started oppressing Jewcubes and Gypsyball, and also harassing his neighbours, leading to the Second World War a few years later. While Serbia loves killing Turks, he freaks out when he finds that Romania's preferred method is impalement on a stake ◊.

Northern Ireland talks like this, sometimes adding in "fleg". Indeed, it is the only English-speaking countryball to be incapable of proper speech. It made an known popular app TextingStory for making chat stories video, It was developed by an french person in it's clay and then later becoming small company with fewer employees after gained more popular around the world In the French language, the native name of the country (France) is a feminine noun. This explains why Marianne, the national personification of France, is a woman. Argentinaball - 1-1 is an okay football match! We both hate Disney Primos because Primos is racist! Everyone Has Standards: The Maldives may be desperate to save itself from sinking into the ocean, but not enough to take refuge on a trash ridden Indian beach ◊.

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Franceball was the host of two FIFA World Cups in the past: the first time in 1938 and the second time in 1998. The UK loves tea. There's no telling what he'll do if it runs out, or if someone makes it the wrong way. Mexicoball - My relative. I too am a pyramidophile! It's strong against the new president of Amerique! BUT 1867 WAS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, AND I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS! Two of humanity's most iconic pieces of art are in the Louvre Museum in Paris (Venus de Milo and the Code of Hammurabi).

More generally, countries are sometimes given catchphrases of their favourite food - the USA going "burger burger" as an example. Darkest Africa: Represented by 8-balls, for those pre-Imperial societies which didn't have recognizable flags. Visiting Euroballs generally wear pith helmets. Aleutball • Inuitball • Iroquoisball • Mapucheball • Mayaball • Navajoball • Puerto Ricoball • Quebecball • Siouxball • Yupikball (Alaska) Former Ottoman Muslim countries such as Turkey, Morocco, and Bosnia and Herzegovina may wear a fez.Tragic Villain: Reichtangle is usually portrayed as this (all he wants is for someone to play with him), as is post-Soviet Russia. So too are various Baltic states in WWII that joined up with the Germans after brutal Soviet invasion and occupation. Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Romania's preferred method of killing. Depending on the Writer, sometimes Serbia does it as well. (It's all about the irony of turning kebab into literal kebab.) Bavariaball can also be very rude when it comes to tourists. If they are from the northern part of Germanyball, it tries to steal their money with expensive and bad beer or rip them of in "authentic" Bavarian restaurants, like the Hofbräuhaus Munich. It also likes it to make fun of those who were scammed. The usual term for northern Germans is "Saupreiß" or for those who settled down "Zuagreiste".